Your 100% Satisfaction is Guaranteed!

 

Although we use only the finest Appalachian grown, kiln-dried, furniture-grade hardwoods available to make the best paddle you can buy;

and althoughwe are very careful to ensure that the paddle engraving is done to exacting standards;

and although if we make a mistake on any of your paddles, we will replace the bad paddles absolutely free . . . including shipping;

if, for any reason, you are not 100% satisfied with your order, we will buy back your entire order including shipping

 

You have my signature on it
John H. Andrews
President OHATCO You